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garethdavid-lloyd:

wibblywobbleytimeywhimeybender:

No one gets it better than him

reasons why CE will always be my doctor <3

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GPOY.


jenniferlovely:

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jacobbeahm:

m-ziliak:

Goth Problem of the Day: Seeing another goth person and going up to them to strike up a conversation and they turn out to be one of those “Gother Than Thou” types. 

Goth Problem of the Forever is more like it.

Goth Problem that I am trying, in my own small way, to STAMP OUT. The Elder Goth Cabal (which does not exist) feels that being elitist and “Gother Than Thou” at other members of our dark subculture is ridiculous, and not in a fun way.

Though it was a wonderful realization when I realized I don’t have to prove anything to anyone about who I am.

I am the only person who defines me.

Doesn’t completely fix the above mentioned problem but I care a lot less when it happens now.

Sometimes when I happen to be dressed down for an evening out at Ye Olde Spookie Clubbe, I will get the stink-eye from someone draped in all their best Gothic finery.

I smile at them sweetly and think, “Son, I was listening to Real Goth Music™ since probably before you were born, and I’ve definitely been coming here since before the turn-of-the-century. I am would be a card carrying member of The Elder Goth Cabal, if there were any such thing as The Elder Goth Cabal which of course everyone knows there isn’t and where did you ever even hear of such a thing? So, while it’s very nice that you graduated from Hot Topic to shopping at The Metro, that doesn’t exactly prove your bona fides to me, either, and if you don’t know who the fuck I am, I’m afraid that only betrays your ignorance, not my lack of cred. Welcome to The Scene. Now go buy yourself a drink and leave me the hell alone.”

… Or words to that effect.

The only people who would ever expect you to “prove” anything to them are exactly the same people who don’t deserve it.

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postcardsfromspace:

theonion:

Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor

GPOY

I will sit in my car in my parking space for several minutes pretending to check something Really Important on my phone if there are any neighbors in the parking lot at the same time.



immox:

I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

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bigyiff94:

slightlypsychic:

saruko:

slightlypsychic:

bigyiff94:

Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again

I don’t think this is really a movie idea. I’m pretty sure I’ve dated this girl.

I think you meant girls

Hmm. True. But I really did have one specific girl in mind and I feel *pretty sure* you can guess which one. :D

(And if I could do it all over again, I would.)

misogynist comments like these are why I fantasize about succubi devouring men. 

I can see why my responses do read as misogynistic, and I genuinely apologize if they caused any offense. None was meant.

I’m on your side here. I laughed out loud with delight at your original movie idea post. It’s a great image.

And it did remind me of someone I dated, and I’m not trying to say anything negative at all about her by saying that.

She’s someone who does appear at first glance to be the classic Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype, cute and tiny and bright-eyed and quirky and artistic. And anyone who looked at her demeanor and assumed it meant that she was helpless and harmless did so at their absolute peril.

I’m not even kidding. I saw her once get into a screaming match in the middle of a sidewalk with her dudebro asshole coworker who assumed he had authority over her (spoiler: he didn’t), and even though this guy was two or three times her size, I was literally afraid for his life.

In most circumstances, she’s one of the sweetest, nicest people you could ever hope to meet, but she doesn’t suffer fools gladly or put up with bullshit from anyone. What I’m trying to get at here, is that she’s fucking awesome.

So if it seemed like my offhand comments were meant to (literally!) demonize her – or really, any woman – then again, I sincerely apologize.

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saruko:

slightlypsychic:

bigyiff94:

Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again

I don’t think this is really a movie idea. I’m pretty sure I’ve dated this girl.

I think you meant girls

Hmm. True. But I really did have one specific girl in mind and I feel *pretty sure* you can guess which one. :D

(And if I could do it all over again, I would.)

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dbvictoria:

Imagine going through this every day, walking the gauntlet, waiting for the push and the laugh that are going to come no matter what you do, keeping cleaning supplies in your locker so you can scrub away the marker that keeps appearing, knowing that no one in any position of authority will do anything about it if you complain, and that if you complaining the bullying will probably get worse.

….. “Imagine?”


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bigyiff94:

Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again

I don’t think this is really a movie idea. I’m pretty sure I’ve dated this girl.

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